We recently ran a competition to win the full KILLSWITCH ENGAGE back catalogue and signed card and poster, and all you had to do was take a pic of guitarist Adam D and make us laugh with it. There were lots of pics of him looking deformed and a lot of him looking ultra metal, but the one that made us laugh the most and was the most original take on the comp was the entry below from Jon Heavens. The text reads:
Roadrunner Records presents a screwed up individual named ‘Adam D’. He’s gonna screw your mother with a breezeblock and then freeze her so he’s got himself a maternal icecube. Just ’cause he’s got himself some wicked sick sideburns does not mean he’s gonna ride your ass until you puke metal and queef-awesome sauce. Be afraid cupcake.
The new album from KSE, ‘Killswitch Engage’ is in stores now, and you can pick it up from THIS LOCATION.