Name? Jonas Kloge Age?: 31 Instrument? Bass All time favourite record? í¢äåñStraight Up Sewercide…í¢äåñ by DAS EFX. Greatest experience on tour? Maybe that time we were touring in Germany with a substitute singer. We awoke around 10am and started softly on the beer, moving on to the vodka-and-juice, until we were, and I mean, TOTALLY hammered… We arrived in Leipzig around 5pm, and everybody just sort of fell out of the bus and threw up, and pissed on the walls of the concert hall. The organizer cancelled the gig immediately, but our tour manager persuaded them to let us play, if we went to bed at once, and promised not to get up again until our gig was on… Most horrible experience on tour? Same day. Most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you on stage? Played in Aarhus (our hometown) and forgot to turn up the bass for three whole songs… Do you have any sort of ritual before going on stage? NONE, except drinking. With which band would you love to tour with and why? ?? I dont know why. If I wasn’t a musician, I would work as a… Bricklayer Best advice you ever heard? If you get into trouble on stage. Just LOOK like you’re DA MAN. With which famous person (alive or dead) would you love to spend some time and why? Frank Zappa Last Words: It’s very hard to stay unemployed, when you have an education…..Think about it.