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THE ULTIMATE BLOKE TEST – THE DEFENCE

Posted on February 12, 2008

Here it is the ULTIMATE BLOKE SHOW DOWN – THE DEFENCE. This is a competition until the end of the year, when we find out who is Roadrunners biggest bloke! This week we have Freddy Vs Keith. After his victory last week, can Freddy hold of the challenge from Every Time I Die’s Keith Buckley? IS KEITH MANLY ENOUGH? If you ever ran over a badger whilst in your car, would you go back to finish it off? Finish it off like bring it to orgasm? Absolutely. It’s the polite thing to do. 8/10 Towel dry or hair dryer? Towel Dry on the rare occasion I actually wash my hair. 8/10 Have you ever nicked anything from a hotel? In Japan I took a robe and slippers 5/10 Have you ever made a small child cry? Yes. Because to me there is nothing funnier than a child screaming 8/10 If you dropped a raw steak while cooking for friends, would you serve it anyway? For sure. They’re getting a free steak. Fuck em. 8/10 Did you ever have a crush on a friend’s mother? No, none of them were hot. 7/10 Did you ever lose your trunks in a swimming pool? Yes, all the time on purpose. 8/10 Have you ever used an ice-skate as a makeshift weapon? More times than I can remember. 8/10 Do you refer to your muscles as í¢ä‰åñgunsí¢ä‰åŒ? Constantly. 8/10 Have you ever had an erection in church? I’ve never had an erection anywhere I heard they’re fun. 4/10 Have you ever worn a condom alone? See Above. 4/10 Ever pretend a stick was a gun in adult life? No. 4/10 Ever done a wheelie on a motorbike? I am doing one currently! 8/10 Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Haha. Yes. I have. I’m the worst. 7/10 TOTAL (out of 140): 95 MAN POINTS – ARRRRGGGGGGGG AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!! KEITH IS THE NEW MAN OF THE ROADRUNNER HOUSE!

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