The Dirty Americans 10 Days Of Chaos (aka recent promotional European trip)… Detroit í¢äåäóì London í¢äåäóì Milan í¢äåäóì Paris í¢äåäóì Amsterdam í¢äåäóì Munich í¢äåäóì Cologne í¢äåäóì London í¢äåäóì NY í¢äåäóì Detroit Jeff and Myroní¢äå_ – Had 9 flights in 10 days – 85 interviews – 4 radio appearances (including Bruce Dickinson’s BBC show) – 3 live TV gigs (including NBC Giga TV to 500,000 viewers) – 2 live acoustic gigs (Hammer/Rolling Stone office, and private gig for Roadrunner UK office/UK press) – Drank a few beers – Had the weekend off in Amsterdam (that’s always nice) – Didn’t sleep – Had a small run in with the police in Paris – Got wrecked at the Crobar in London who have Kyuss on the jukebox – Drove 120mph on the autobahn – Ate a horse steak in Milan and ostrich in Amsterdam – Had a few mixed drinks – Saw the Alps, Big Ben, Notre Dame, Louvre, Cologne Cathedral, and the oh so cool Red Light district – Took a lot of Tylenol and ginseng – Learned some Vietnamese while in Germany (ba ba ba ba í¢äåäóì í¢äåñmay I have three beersí¢äå) – Learned that there is no good expression in German for í¢äåñcan I wear your ass as a hatí¢äå but there is for í¢äåñcan I touch you where you peeí¢äå. And there is no way we remember what it is. – Did I mention didn’t sleep – Missed connecting flight on way home, ended up on another flight with Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnetí¢äå_so strange. – And of course, lost all of our luggage and guitar (which finally made it to us a few days ago. – Gave up drinkingí¢äå_.for a little while.