10 utterly random facts for your enlightenment about the Dirty Americans – as revealed by Myron, vocals. Pay attention now… 1) Jeff is the ghost of Peter Criss. 2) We’re about to break up and become a death metal band. 3) Jeremiah didn’t drink when he joined the band, now he can out drink us all. 4) I can piss over at least one car (maybe two if they’re European). 5) I was still drunk from the night before when we recorded “Dead Man”. 6) Jeremiah and I can kick your ass in basketball. 7) I benched 285 pounds last summer. 8) Pete has two big dogs that eat chairs. 9) I fell out of a barn face first when I was 10 years old. 10) I took a fastball in the nuts when I was playing baseball in college. It cracked my protective cup, knocked me out and made my right testicle the size of an orange. Don’t laugh, I could still lose it any day.